Tuesday, April 14, 2009

#45: free porno on fridays at the Love Shop in Bronte

LPB, you dick!

(who is that behind you? Looks like Fyfe. Fyfe is that you???)

a.) nice va-jay-jay analogy after my passive-aggressive attack on blogs

b.) Will it blend?
OFCOURSE IT WILL FUCKING BLEND HAHAHAHHAHAA. Dude when did you get more hilarious than me? I think Eli said it best when trying to describe our blog. "It's like... it's like an ongoing conversation between them."

c.) dude. I need to clear up this crush thing once and for all. I fell in crush with your skateboard, you were just like the appetizer, the salad. Just imagine, you could have been a super boo, skating is sick, body is dope

I think you should start skating again, but skate mini ramp. There is this bar that opens up their mini every Wednesday night where people get drunk, land tricks, and mess with chicks. Anyways, one of the chicks you don't mess with (she's kinda cute) is super sick at skating mini, like so fucking gnarly and tight I love it (the more I think about it the more it makes the blood rush to my penis).

We're building a mini in a garage in guelph, and I don't take 'No' for an answer (I hope these aren't early signs of becoming a rapist).

d.) FOURTHLY,



These are the fucking HEYDAYS (you know I wasn't saying nom nom when this picture was being taken, so why are you?). Getting so fucked up every night and RACER BIKING HOME. Are you serious? Do you want to see my bike? Have I shown you my bike yet? Dude, I've just realized something. I've picked up way more chicks (1) with my bike than I have on a skateboard (0), Colin Reinholt you're so damn lucky bro.

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