Saturday, February 28, 2009

#13: i lied to mike nomura today

"The Oculus"
Lateral retractable side panels close this area when heavier wave action is indicated. The interior features of Oculus focus on a 12 foot high ceiling in the main salon, a cylindrical double height dining room, central stair and elevator tube, and seemingly anatomical ceiling and floor lighting extensions giving definition to the seating areas. The second level is the dedicated Owner's suite.
Living areas and bedchambers are divided by a series of four freestanding tubes, which house bath and storage necessities.

LPB, buy this thing too


I saw this sweater today and nearly peed a little. I honestly need something like it in my life, and will probably go to Bang On downtown and have something similar made. I am obsessed with Vitamin Water and it's really unhealthy.
Also, I bet in the Millionaire for Life lottery and the draw is tonight. Hopefully I win so me and Tam can buy that private island in the Caribbean?


Ps: I still hate snow, and today it was melting a little. Yesssssss.

#12: t-rex's were not retarded

(We didn't end up going to the ROM... not together anyways)

I'm driving my sister to her school for movie night.

Titi (9 years old): I know this song this is T.I and Rihanna
Tam: Yea
Titi: Are they boyfriend and girlfriend?
Tam: No Rihanna is dating Chris Brown
Titi: Oh yeah, her faced is messed up
Tam: Do you know why?
Titi: Yeah because Chris Brown was looking at other girls and Rihanna said, 'stop looking at other girls' and then he punched her in the mouth
Tam: Don't ever let anyone punch you in the mouth Titi

She knows too much.

Friday, February 27, 2009

#11: 1 is the loneliest number, so 11 is the best

Skateboarding is a lot of fun
and it is free to do
but it makes many people angry,
they don't understand my dashing grin
or why I am having so much fun

I am skateboarding with my friends
it is Thirsty Thursday
and a woman drives past us
with a man,
he does not look very thirsty anymore
she honks at us
and flips us the bird
and the man waves
and they depart

I can see laughter
are they having as much fun as I am?
(mental note: must try this tomorrow night)

LPB, it's really fun to write like this! Hope you like the poll (I voted for you, I heard voting for yourself is bad kismit. So I'm wondering who else voted for you). I'm taking Titi to the ROM tomorrow, will take a picture.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

#5: Olympics

I understand you are proud that we are hosting the olympics in 2010, but do you really have to make every other commercial about it? The commercials aren't even that good.

Little Pho Bowl

ps: Make the snow melt. Everyone is over it. Especially me and Tam. He wants to skate, I want to chill in the sun.

pps: Tam, I do mustaches ALL THE TIME.

#10: magic markers

Do you remember painting your face?
I've never painted my own face but
I'm sure girls can attest that
putting on make ups and
mascaras and lip glosses
is almost the same thing (I don't know is it? I've never painted my face with makes ups or mascaras or lip glosses).

But when was the last time that you
painted your face like
an animal that you liked,
or a tear drop like a killer,
or a cool moustache?

#4: Fierce

I really love Lindsay Lohan. I don't care that she's too skinny and drug addicted it looks good on her (haha). She's still hot.
Also, it's the weekend. Thursday means weekend even though I have a tutorial at 3pm tomorrow.. even though I haven't made it once this whole semester.
Pub101 tonight has 2.50$ jagerbombs, which is SO fun.

Probably be bumping this song all night. 

Love, LPB

ps: LOVED the Louis Vuitton graffiti. Really sick use of colours, that guy is dope.

#9: thirst

Today I sat at the park
by myself and I wasn't
the only one all alone.
There was a water fountain, (why does nobody drink from water fountains anymore?)
so I got up from my bench and walked over
to the fountain and had a sip
of its cold delicious transparent water
while the adults looked at me
in shock.
(I see you in the glass Justine)

#8: gonna be a cold pillow tonight

This girl knows what's up.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


Toronto's Louis store gets hooked up by OG artist 'SKAM'.

#6: the world is out there conquer your fear

Dude, I just bought 50 "make you smarter" pills.

Apparently they make you retain information better for tests, make you more alert, focused, and vivid dreams. The pill is called Piracetam, it does look interesting I'll let you know how much brain I get (ha ha).


Well, I think it would be unfair to start a competition considering you're already ahead. Plus, i doubt either of us will remember in a week because I barely remember what happened in Role Models that I watched last night.

Anyways, instead of staying for the full duration of Mass Communication class I ate and just read the Harper's Bazaar with Scarlett Johansson on the cover. I was flipping through and saw Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss for Versace and loved it so much so I thought I would scan it and share it with you !

I love Gisele, She's so gorgeous. Kate Moss isn't bad either for a coke addict.
Will you buy me the black dress Kate is wearing?
Sorry about the pictures being upside down, photobucket basically hates me.

Love, Little Pho Bowl

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

#5: outside is cold like a bed without a maid

Who plays a writer on the show Californication who hates blog writing, has won four Emmy's and six Golden Globes, was in sex rehab AND has had an affair? Dick.
(But I did enjoy Californication, Dave I'm your biggest fan everrr.)

I think I've made my lent a new years resolution (which adds to my 'just have a good year' resolution), I just want to post more shit than you. I'm aware sometimes the posts will be of said calibre, but it is what it is. Who says I'm competitive?

#4: i see london i see france

Serena, firstly you should give up buying clothes for lent, secondly it bothers me that he's wearing make-up. CLEARLY the views expressed by LBP are not shared by everyone at TPOT (me). Here's non make up wearing dudes playing music for other non make up wearing dudes, in the streets of France.

And while we're in France, the Three Stripes Team absolutely destroys it (in 5 days). This ones for Luca, I bet you really regret coming to Canada now.

I declare February 24th, France Day.

#2: Walking on a Dream

Tam, I really like that Jay has responded to his true calling of trimming hedges (..ew)

Also, I agree with Emily. Maybe you should give up something that is realistic for someone our age to give up, because I can't think of anyone (or boy) that would be able to give up drinking or jerking off, especially when they live in Montreal.

Everyone needs to check out Empire of the Sun, an Australian electronic demo.
Listen to their first single "Walking on a Dream".
I really like that their cover looks like something out of a C.S Lewis novel.

Little Pho Bowl

Ps: I found this really funny:
the only difference between your mom and a washing machine is that when i drop my load in a washing machine it doesnt follow me around for a week.

#3: nice choice of words

Serena, Jay dropped out of school to become an arbor artiste.

It's Ash Wednesday tomorrow, I think I'm going to partake in something. I don't know if I have the Cojones to actually give up drinking or jerking off.

Emily, you're still a dick.

#1: Throw that money in one hand, Just say yeah

Dear Tam, 
 Sorry i've been late on the posting of our blog. I woke up at 2pm today because I stayed up all night doing an english essay.

I'm basically spending my day thinking about how:
- I'm over school
- I want summer
- How I need these Keds to replace my old ones.

I just want to lay out on a picnic blanket with the Breakfast Club and chill in the sun.
Like my aunt jemima head band? We're similar aren't we!

With love, 
Little Pho Bowl

#2: and the winner is...

Serena, we need to celebrate the 1 day anniversary of our blog but you haven't even contributed yet.

Monday, February 23, 2009

#1: always on time

I'm as happy as when Charlie found a ticket to Willy's. I'd like to graciously welcome you all to the newest latest collab blog between Little Pho Bowl and I (try to picture me in a velvet suit, top hat and cane). It's going to be a hilarious, so sit back and refresh.

Serena: when I make that $1 million and one dollars... I'll send you a nice postcard from these amazing hotels. Oh, and I'm first.